Tuesday, May 08, 2012

In The Doghouse!!!


Wow, it's great to be out and about on my normal walks again!

The sun was on my back, I was busy playing with my friends, and then I found it, can you guess??

Yep...

It was the biggest, stinkiest pile of Fox's Poopy EVER!

WHOOP WHOOP

Not only did I get it on my neck like usual, I was covered from nose to tail, and I smelt great as did all my friends, as we all had a celebration roll as I'm back to normal walks. We all had the most pawsome time.

When hoomum came in from work I knew I was in the doghouse, she always screws her face up when I smells so good, and gives me
a grumpy look. I decided to play it safe and snuggled in my bed with Chunky Monkey, hoping it wasn't going to mean a bath again.

How wrong I was!!!
Out came the Hibiscrub and Fox Poo Shampoo and into the bath I went in a most undignified fashion.

Mummy I can't see!!!!!
Why does she always do his to my ears???
Then to make matters worse she put my bed and my Chunky Monkey in the big spinny soapy thing, he nearly drowned, I could here him screaming in there, she can be sooooo wicked! Then she put him on the flappy clothes thing UPSIDE DOWN, it just got worse and worse.

Quick somepawdy save my Chunky Monkey *sob*

The only good thing abouts having a bath is the getting dry afterwards, as you can see hoomum is on hand to make sure I has enough towel to roll on, she is very well trained.




After my bath I always gets a chewie for being good, and when I'm dry hoomum keeps sniffing me as she loves the smell of Fox Poo Shampoo

Photo Credit


12 comments:

  1. Love your wagging tail after your bath x.
    Just as well it was a nice sunny afternoon!
    The Boxers have never been in fox poo ;-)

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    1. You are very lucky it is not pleasant...

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    2. OMP Miss Lesley, they have no idea what a joy it is, if I ever meets them I will educate them on the joys BOL

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  2. Naughty Badger! You little stinker. It's a good job you're so cute, otherwise you'd never get away with it x

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    1. *puffs out chest with pride* Why thank you Miss Amy

      I'm a Stinker and I'm very naughty too BOL

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    2. Belly rubs for Murdoch.

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  3. Oh Badger...Poor Chunky. Was he awfully dizzy when hoomum got him down for you? :)x Michele

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    1. I know Michele, I'm a meany lol

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    2. Oh Miss Michele my poor Chunky Monkey, not only was he very dizzy after his horrific experience.

      Hoomum has since shoved him in the hot cupboard to make sure he is properly dry.

      It's gonna take me ages to get him smelling like my very own Chunky Monkey again!

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  4. Great news that you are out and about Badger Boo - bet it feels wonderful to have the sunshine and fox pooh on you! Am sure your hoomum was sooo pleased with you. More sunshine today, so have fun.

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    1. So pleased he is back to his normal self again, hate it when he can't have a walk he gets so bored and sad...

      Just wish he would give the Fox Poop a miss once and a while..

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    2. Oh yes Miss Jill, it is great to be out and abouts again, really not sure what mummy has against my lovely foxy smell..

      I find the lady dogs love it, plus I think the smearing of it down my neck is rather fetching.

      Maybe one day I will be able to get a picture for all to see before I gets unceremoniously dumped in the bath!!!

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